The following questions can be answered with “Fuck no!”:
- Are you part of the show?
- Are you related to anyone on the show?
- Did you work with anyone on the show?
- Do you know X person?
- Do you have so-and-so’s phone number, skype name, etc?
- Can I have your phone number, skype name, etc?
- Can you get me on the show?
- Can I submit a derogatory/malicious confession?
- Can I submit a confession that would scare the fuck out of anyone with any reasonable sense?
- Could you get me on X’s webcomic/series?
- Would you sleep with X?
- Can I stalk you?
- Can I dry hump you?
- Can I at least touch you?
The following questions can be answered with “Fuck yes!”
- Are you a fan of the show?
- Did you want to create something for the fans?
- Can I submit confessions?
- Can I submit confessions I’ve shopped myself?
- Are bronies fucking crazy?
- Should I euthanize myself?
- Should I support the casts’ outside projects (comics, shows, shenanigans, etc)?
That’s all for now.